Sealed Record

Reveal Kits · Private Case File

Wrong code — seal intact
Issued by APX Growth Partners
Series 01 · The competitor file

Every box.
A real number.

I ran paid media for Mystery Kits Ltd — the account your category was built against. This is the full record, sealed and verified. Scroll to rip it open.

Authenticated · Sealed№ 001 / 001
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Mystery Kits Ltd

Jul 2023 — Aug 2026

Meta · GoogleGBP · Verified
£0.00M
Total sales · 37 months
Mystery Kits · Sealed Record
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The board never sleeps

37 months on the record

Every month of Meta activity, July 2023 to August 2026 — spend against platform-attributed revenue. The gold bars are the BFCM windows that hit £700–800k in site-wide sales, consistently, every year. Hover any month.

Meta Ads · Account 397957325397651 · GBP
Attributed revenue BFCM window Managed era · Jul 23–May 24
Jul '23'24'25Aug '26
£425k Meta spend → £1.33M attributed revenue (≈3.1x blended) across the window · site-wide the brand did £4.99M in total sales · Jul '23 shows spend only — purchase attribution on the account doesn't reach back that far.
What the box was hiding

Four pulls. All real.

The headline numbers, minted by rarity — same tiers you use on the shop floor.

Unique 1 of 1
£4.99M
Total sales, Jul '23 – Aug '26. The whole record — one owner.
№ 001/001Site-wide
Legendary
£700–800k
Every November–December, three years running. BFCM never missed.
×3 mintedQ4 window
Epic
3.96x
Reported ROAS on £586k of Google spend across the account's life.
£586k spentGoogle Ads
Rare
£30–35k
Current monthly sales run-rate — steady, efficient, ready to scale again.
NowMonthly avg

The managed era — my time on the account

JUL 2023 → MAY 2024 · APX Growth Partners

~3.9xAvg Meta ROAS*
£613kAttributed rev
4.9xPeak month
Recently revealed · Live from the account

The creatives doing the damage

Top spenders from the last 90 days, pulled straight from Meta with their real previews. UGC unboxings carry the volume; static graphics carry the efficiency. Tap any card to open the live ad.

The pattern: UGC unboxings (the reveal moment on camera) win volume; moment-jacked statics win efficiency; product/carousel angles fill the middle. That is a playbook that maps 1:1 onto a pack-rip brand. Previews are pulled live from Meta — thumbnails are Meta's cached stills and links open the actual running ads.

The second boot

And that's just Meta.

The account ran a full second channel on Google for its whole life — search, shopping and brand capture behind the social demand.

£586kLifetime Google spend
3.96xReported ROAS
~£2.3MGoogle-attributed revenue

Your turn
to reveal.

I've already run this exact playbook in this exact niche — mystery football kits, UK-out, BFCM-heavy, UGC-led. Reveal Kits has a better product hook than the incumbent ever did. Let's mint the record that beats this one.